my favorite flavor, cherry red

i have a problem. i like jackets. i buy them often...usually from thrift stores, but still. how many coats does a person who lives in a city that hardly ever sees snow (or cold, it's almost thanksgiving and it only just got cold) need? my new obsession is this columbia jacket i tried on when i was trapped in a bass pro shop. yes, a bass pro shop. i felt very out of place. anyway, it's cherry red and orange and pretty and it's one of those 3 in 1 jobs. i want it.